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This week Yahtzee decides to review EVE Online for your entertainment
"Those who said EVE is not WOW are talking out of their Galatic ARSE"
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"Those who said EVE is not WOW are talking out of their Galatic ARSE"
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Edit: Guys ^ ^ ^ quit fighting over the guaranteed high vote getter. It's cheesy.
Signature Analysis and Signature Focusing OBVIOUSLY refer to operating targeting systems at 5% improved targeting speed per skill level and advanced understanding of target painting technology with 5% bonus to target painter modules' signature radius multiplier per skill level respectively. It's implied in the name of the skill, DUMBASS. srsly.
PS: No wonder he thinks the game sucks, he doesn't have premium graphics enabled!
Too bad for this guy that his brain is more occupied to criticize stuff than thinking a bit. It's surprising that he's still thinking to breathe.
People say it's wide open and you have free exploration? BS. You have the chance go stumble upon an infinite number of sterile, computer generated rock fields.
I like the idea of players being able to build persistent structures, though.
If you find mining boring, then don't mine. Go make some other players lives miserable, not that I'm condoning piracy.
How in the world did you beat me to this by 18 seconds?
You type too damn slow?
Too bad for this guy that his brain is more occupied to criticize stuff than thinking a bit. It's surprising that he's still thinking to breathe.
Wow, nice comment. I assume since so many of us sifties basically parrot his opinion, you're surprised we can still breathe too. At least you're not just an angry fanboy, trying to bear his angry yellow fanboy teeth at someone who doesn't like their precious virtual world.
Oh, I played the Eve trial and it was shit, and I breathe just fine, thanks. Then again, that's just my opinion, I was under the impression we were allowed opinions.
I guess it's too bad for you guy, that your "brain is more occupied to criticize stuff than thinking a bit," to reuse your English abortion.
and I totally agree about EVE online.. tried, it for a bit, and was bored.. then it kept telling me to go out in the great vastness of space and make friends (as it was the only real way to achieve anything)
excuse me, I don't play games online to make friends - I have a real life for things like that.. I may be a geek but I just want to fucking play a game - not make friends and socialise... otherwise I'd turn off the computer and go down the pub!
It is boring boring boring if you play missions for 14 days and expect that to be it. The skills are so many that you dont know where to begin. The character creation thing is truly pointless.
But the rewards are so massive compare to what other games offer. It takes way longer than 14 days to get into the game and belive it or not, the game is built for those people who spend most of their waking hours running a corp. Its those people that make the game awsome!
Glad I ditched that crack years ago. Still the only real mmorpg game released since Ultima Online.
(perhaps Yahtzee forgot to mention that EvE players are the more aggressive/fanboyish players ever seen on the internet
Just for reminder, i've posted this some month ago : http://www.videosift.com/video/EvE-Online-from-a-newbies-point-of-view
>> ^mizila:
Wow, nice comment. I assume since so many of us sifties basically parrot his opinion, you're surprised we can still breathe too. At least you're not just an angry fanboy, trying to bear his angry yellow fanboy teeth at someone who doesn't like their precious virtual world.
Oh, I played the Eve trial and it was shit, and I breathe just fine, thanks. Then again, that's just my opinion, I was under the impression we were allowed opinions.
I guess it's too bad for you guy, that your "brain is more occupied to criticize stuff than thinking a bit," to reuse your English abortion.
Is it just me, or is the video in the promo video after his review WAY BETTER than his official theme song?
Then again, most things are.
If you want a MMO that isn't like all the others, play Ultima Online ten years ago. That's the entire list, because everything after Ultima Online ten years ago was EverQuest or an EverQuest clone.
I would say World of Warcraft made substantial improvements over Everquest, because WoW doesn't feel like a second job. Unfortunately WoW was the last real evolution of the MMO and everything else is just been a copy (or a copy of a previous evolution, which really means they are working in reverse.) Granted other games have come up with improvements to WoW's systems, but even those get adopted by WoW and all its clones in their next content patches. Really the only difference is genre, and unfortunately everyone is obsessed with fantasy MMOs.
Now if we could only get a good cyberpunk WoW I'd be sold. I hear FASA has the Shadowrun prooperty back...
http://upload.0x1011.org/files/LearningCurve.jpg
Anyway... for the space MMO we've all been waiting for, I think Jumpgate Evolution is where to look. Joystick-centric gameplay with plenty of sweet Star Wars style action. Yum!