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60 Minutes: The Cost of Dying
I'm going to walk off into the forest when I'm ready to go. That's for sure.


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Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Xbox
On the pretense that this is real, what an immature little bitch. Listen, if you need that much attention, go back to elementary school.

That way I can kick sand in your face.


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How To Carve Your Turkey Like the Professionals
He forgot to get the oysters. Don't forget those! They're the tenderest part of the turkey. Flip the bird over, and feel at the middle lower back; they're are two "patty" shaped sections of meat that can be separated from the back. Good eats!


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 hour 25 minutes 20 seconds ago | CH
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Johnnie Walker - The Man Who Walked Around The World
*promote


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Between 1000 and 5000 Meters The Ocean Is WEIRD
SRRY BABY
WAS ONE WAY TRIP BT YOUU KNEWW I HAD TO COME
LVE YOU WIFE


written by videosiftbannedme  | 23 hours 22 minutes 21 seconds ago | CH
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Kennedy Banned From Communion
You can't join my club, because you don't think like I do! And because I say so! So there! (sticks out tongue)

No wonder Catholic priests are so fond of seven year olds. They think the same way.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 3 days 12 hours 58 minutes ago | CH
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Family Guy "Palestinian Alarm Clock"
You think that's bad? ...


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Zero 7 + Sia "Somersault" live on Jimmy Kimmel
LOVE downtempo. Good shit right there.


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Palin Screws Her Stupid Fans
rogue
  /roʊg/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [rohg] Show IPA noun, verb, rogued, ro⋅guing, adjective
–noun
1. a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.
2. a playfully mischievous person; scamp
3. a tramp or vagabond.
4. a rogue elephant or other animal of similar disposition.
5. Biology. a usually inferior organism
–verb (used without object)
6. to live or act as a rogue.
–verb (used with object)
7. to cheat.
8. to uproot or destroy (plants, etc., that do not conform to a desired standard).



It's all in her book's title. What are these people bitching for?


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 19 hours 2 minutes ago | CH
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Father Separated From Child By Train Door
I did this to my sister and Mom in New York City's Macys department store during Christmas. I was about 5? and I saw an elevator open, so I bolted for it thinking we were all going to get on. The last thing I saw was my sister running towards the closing doors, yelling "STAY THERE!" So when the elevator stopped, I naturally got off.

Now, my thinking was, I would get off the elevator, and wait right by the doors until they rode it up and got me. Of course, their thinking was 'he's going to rid the elevator back down'. So when the elevator arrived back to them without me, well....you can figure out the rest.

About 30 minutes later, here comes my sister with my Mom in tow, both of their eyes blazing. I'm sure had they had those kid harnesses back then, I would have been tied up in one faster than you could blink.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 19 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out
Always beware those that can't be honest to themselves. But you already knew that.


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Tom Cruise's Leaked 'New Moon' Audition
Damn he's good. He's got every nuance down. Bravo!


written by videosiftbannedme  | 5 days 10 hours 29 minutes ago | CH
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Crane bisects house FAIL
Evidently the thought never crossed the mind of the crane operator to not lift the truck up in the air when trying to pull something out. Allow me to say: DUH.

I'm sure his unemployment is well deserved, considering his actions have now setup the company for a slew of lawsuits, which could ultimately cause the unemployment of others in said company.


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So You Cant Afford a Moving Truck !! OK
Um, this video is missing its theme song.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 6 days 4 hours 36 minutes ago | CH
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What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, is another guy looking at an Internet video of the Earth without rings, saying "Man, that's cool. I wish we didn't have rings...."


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Glen Beck feels like a little girl
Wait...we're the 12 year old girl, the government is Roman Polanski, and then we're going to be cowering in France?

Fail. He can't even get a simple analogy right.


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Obama on Palin's Rating of his Presidency
>> ^TangledThorns:
Obama better wise up as his actual approval polls are hitting below 50% while Sarah Palin's are rising. The way this fool is running the country into the ground I expect a President Sarah Palin to save us from his huge mistakes.


What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Olbermann Goes After Sarah Palin's Lies
Thanks McCain. You created a fucking monster.


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COLBY, THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!
Here's a fun little game. Watch it again and see how many kids you can spot who eventually came out of the closet.

I saw at least 8.


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FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
Awesome. Juvenile, sex, and an homage to older video games. Loved it.


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