Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures
posted by kulpims 2 months 4 weeks ago • 575 views
I just saw this on Digg:

To: Dr. Uwe Boll

We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

Sincerely, ...


If you are fortunate enough not to be familiar with his opus, let me refresh your memory.

source: slashfilm.com



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I kinda read the statement as and off the cuff one. But what if, I ponder, would he do if he were given a full million sigs.

Bricks would be shit, to be sure ~_^


written by darkrowan  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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yeah, if 1 million people says you suck at what you do, it's time to re-think your career


written by kulpims  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Petition is here: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html


written by Zeph  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I signed it. I was number 77,496. Almost 10% there!


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I've never seen a single movie by this guy.


written by JAPR  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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^And you never want to, trust us.


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Reviews of his movies:

Alone In The Dark
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
BloodRayne - I saw this one on TV, and wanted to go Oedipus Rex on my eyes after that.
House Of The Dead: "Gives crap a bad name."


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I signed it. It's already in the 79,300 range. So that means that based on the number KP provided less one hour ago, almost 2,000 more people have signed the petition. If we can continue to get signatures at this pace we should reach one million signatures in about 460 hours, or 19 days and 4 hours.

Spread the word far and wide!


written by CaptWillard  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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TIME TO START CRANKIN' OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS, PEOPLE!!!


written by uhohzombies  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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82,909


written by blutruth  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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this reeks of *quality

uwe boll should stick to boxing.


written by my15minutes  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Awarding kulpims with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by my15minutes.


written by siftbot  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Uwe will only accept signatures printed on birch bark, using the ink of a Hungarian land land squid.

Lest you forget http://www.videosift.com/video/Worst-Director-Ever-beats-up-his-critics , where Uwe bravely fought off a slew of nerd challengers he hand picked so as to make sure they had very little boxing experience.


written by Crosswords  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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The movie business in can just stop making films based on games in general, frankly. I can't think of a good conversion that's ever been done.

They can go steal their ideas from somewhere else... or come up with their own for a change.


written by BoneyD  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Emir Kusturica had a great idea about what to do with movies like Uwe Boll's classic House of the Dead - just bury them


written by kulpims  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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latest update: 101.319 total signatures. come on, we can do this


written by kulpims  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I know I signed it.

But what I don't get is if he keeps loosing money on the movies, why the hell would he continue!?!?


written by MarineGunrock  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
I saw this one on TV, and wanted to go Oedipus Rex on my eyes after that.


You wanted to have incestuous sex with your eyes?



written by Zeph  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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^ He tears his own eyes out after he finds out the sex was incestuous.


written by Tofumar  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^MarineGunrock:
I know I signed it.

But what I don't get is if he keeps loosing money on the movies, why the hell would he continue!?!?


Quote from Uwe (taken from wikipedia): "Maybe you know it but it's not so easy to finance movies in total. And the reason I am able to do these kind of movies is I have a tax shelter fund in Germany, and if you invest in a movie in Germany you get basically fifty percent back from the Government."

Now we know why angry German kid was so angry.


written by Crosswords  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Tofumar:
^ He tears his own eyes out after he finds out the sex was incestuous.


I know, I was making a bad joke .




written by Zeph  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Petition signing kinda lost momentum but it's still going, right now the count is at about 176K signatures or 17.6% of the goal, so please, join in if you haven't already


written by kulpims  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I can proudly say I am number 182816. 18% ain't bad.

I think games to movie can be good, but they've got to look more at what made the game good. It seems like the problem is that they either try to use the EXACT same plot (which are normally thin) or a totally different plot (in which case the only similarities are the name) add some bad acting, cheesy lines and discard any reason you would like the game. Who knows, maybe I'm wrong.


written by Aemaeth  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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193.283 now, losing momentum a bit


written by kulpims  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Just signed and the counter had reached just over 203k signatures.


written by Kreegath  | 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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From the petition:
"Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll's films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world's economy and every person's career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won't even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now."


written by MarineGunrock  | 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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231.556 total signatures - I refuse to let this go without a fight


written by kulpims  | 2 months ago | CH
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