Some of my favourites:
300: Gays kill blacks.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
OF MICE AND MEN: Migrant farmer murders mentally handicapped friend.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
via: http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
300: Gays kill blacks.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
OF MICE AND MEN: Migrant farmer murders mentally handicapped friend.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
via: http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
I bet they waterboarded those Bothans.
Best one I've found...
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
W.: Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Three entrepreneurs have livelihood threatened by busybody bureaucrat at EPA.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
You forgot Winston you racist. *quality
MIRRORMASK: Misfit discovers she is special person in secret world just beside our own.
NEVERWHERE: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
STARDUST: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
SOPHIE’S CHOICE: Mom loves one of her kids way more than the other one.
CORALINE: Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.
MIRRORMASK: Misfit discovers she is special person in secret world just beside our own.
NEVERWHERE: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
STARDUST: Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
SOPHIE’S CHOICE: Mom loves one of her kids way more than the other one.
Heh, you can add:
SANDMAN: Neil Gaiman thinks he is a special person in a secret world just beside our own that he just made up.
Seriously, he looks so much like morpheous from sandman! Which he also wrote. about himself. and his secret world. also i'm joking.
*sigh* jokes don't work when you have to explain them.
Dark Crystal: Schizophrenic cult commits genocide on peaceful nation and refuses treatment
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GHOSTBUSTERS: Three entrepreneurs have livelihood threatened by busybody bureaucrat at EPA.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
You forgot Winston you racist. quality
GHOSTBUSTERS: Three entrepreneurs hire inner city black man, have livelihood threatened by busybody bureaucrat at EPA.
Better?